ok so I edited a new version of the finale, but youtube was being really homophobic and blocked it worldwide cause of copyright. And then tumblr also joined in the homphobia by not allowing me to post the vid cause the file size is too big. Luckily, I saved it to a google drive, with a link that can be viewed. (And apparently you have to download the video if you want to view it because google is being dumb).
but yeah. Here is the link to the better spn 15x20 ending. It has endgame saileen and destiel.
Predictions for Sherlock season 5: sherlock confesses his love to John, then immediately gets hit by a train and dies, then John gets IMPALED ON A RUSTY STICK 3 days later, but don’t worry, Mycroft gets married to a random lady and dies of old age
But before that, Sherlock and Mycroft have to have a subtextually incestious forehead touch to tie it all together
15x20 prediction: dean fuckin dies. in like, some stupid way. fatally wounded on a hunt. (imagine beating god then dying by vampire. YIKES.) there’s this whole deathbed talk with sam and he’s like “bruh i’m tired. there’s no chuck now so the world’s finna be Good. promise me you’ll go find eileen and live litty like a fuckin titty. ok byeyummm”
then there’s a scene of sam walking up to eileen’s doorstep like “bruh he died” and eileen’s like “bummer” and lets him inside (parallel to that last scene in swan song with dean and lisa).
dean wakes up in Heaven and finds a note by jack. it reads sth like “washpoppin. sorry u bit it. can’t say i’m surprised tho. anyways i made your heaven Super Cool with some Top Notch features like being just like earth. here you can Do Anything and Go Anywhere. mazel tov dawg”
dean’s like “YEET” and rides off into the sunset (i wanna say maybe he calls Heaven-Cas and goes to him, but i ain’t putting my money on That lmao)
LISTEN I don’t have the Time nor Patience to actually write a fix-it in fic format, but here, have my idea of what an Universally Satisfactory, Realistic SPN finale would’ve looked like:
The episode is the same up to the barn scene. Dean gets slammed against a wall just inches from a rusty nail poking out. His eyes go wide as he realizes how close a call that was. Sam cuts off the vampire’s head before it can do anything else.
Cut to them back in the bunker. It’s the following day. Sam is laughing as he FaceTimes Eileen. His smile falters when he walks into the library to find a somber Dean, still in last night’s clothes. He’s sitting at the research table, staring at the carvings on it. His hand rests near Castiel’s name. Sam, looking concerned, tells Eileen he’ll call her back. He opens his mouth to ask what’s wrong, but Dean beats him to it.
“You were right,” he says, voice rough around the edges. “This, just the two of us, alone… It’s not how it’s supposed to be.” A hollow chuckle. “Hell, it’s the ending Chuck wanted.”
Sam sighs. Sits across from him at the table.
“I know.” A beat. “So, what do we do now?”
Dean looks up from Cas’s name for the first time, determination in his eyes. “First, we save him.”
The way you were right about this mess of a show lmaooooo! I had a small smidge of hope that things would get fixed but nah the show still managed to fuck up. The only thing I’m taking from this though is that Dean is canonically bi. They would never have killed a het like this 💀💀
LISTEN I don’t have the Time nor Patience to actually write a fix-it in fic format, but here, have my idea of what an Universally Satisfactory, Realistic SPN finale would’ve looked like:
The episode is the same up to the barn scene. Dean gets slammed against a wall just inches from a rusty nail poking out. His eyes go wide as he realizes how close a call that was. Sam cuts off the vampire’s head before it can do anything else.
Cut to them back in the bunker. It’s the following day. Sam is laughing as he FaceTimes Eileen. His smile falters when he walks into the library to find a somber Dean, still in last night’s clothes. He’s sitting at the research table, staring at the carvings on it. His hand rests near Castiel’s name. Sam, looking concerned, tells Eileen he’ll call her back. He opens his mouth to ask what’s wrong, but Dean beats him to it.
“You were right,” he says, voice rough around the edges. “This, just the two of us, alone… It’s not how it’s supposed to be.” A hollow chuckle. “Hell, it’s the ending Chuck wanted.”
Sam sighs. Sits across from him at the table.
“I know.” A beat. “So, what do we do now?”
Dean looks up from Cas’s name for the first time, determination in his eyes. “First, we save him.”
It’s funnier because Dean’s just like, “Shit. I just threatened an angel. Who pulled me out of Hell. And makes the earth quake. And burns people’s eyes out. And shit, shit, shitty, shit, fuck. Okay. Guess I’m doin’ that now.”
And Cas just suffers him.
Cas’s face says it all,“Dean, you talk a lot a shit for a bottom bitch.”
It never ceases to amaze me just how much chemistry these two have right from the beginning. At this point wasn’t Cas supposed to be only in a few episodes before they would kill him off? It’s incredible how in so little time, Misha managed to give him so much character, play his role with such intensity and use all the elements at his disposal so masterfully. I wonder if Cockles’ natural chemistry is to blame for Destiel after all. I mean look at them, the sexual tension (especially in the following scene) is off the charts and it’s just the 2nd episode with them together. Oh how I miss oldschool Destiel!
It kills me that “And I couldn’t do it” was to mean despite his hardest, Dean still couldn’t keep his brother safe. It was so cathartic to get to hear him voice that weight of being given an impossible task, but hearing him list all the ways he feels he failed to keep his brother safe broke my heart.
